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[Link] | I walked from Paris to New York and boy are my feet tired.
The trip up the Eifel Tower was great.
I love the fountains of the Bellagio.
Tomorrow is Mother in Law Birthday Day.
We'll have a buffet and see Rita Rudner.
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| Date: | August 5th, 2008 05:32 am (UTC) |
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Some of my favorite Rita Rudner jokes:
"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives."
"How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue...and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go?"
"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." |
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